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Sweary Fruits, featuring Fuck Apple

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Welcome to Sweary Fruits!

This was a project I started on a whim, which turned into oh hey, I’m making my own patterns, why not share them. The progenitor of Sweary Fruits here in my house was an apple — but I didn’t own the copyright to that apple, so I had to make my own. I think it’s better than the one I did. I hand drew this on graph paper first, and then transposed it into a proper program to convert it to the shiny little PDF waiting here for you.

The pattern uses DMC thread colours, but you can find conversions for just about any brand of thread online. Having said that, just because I said this is a red apple doesn’t mean you have to make a red one (but obviously, easiest to go with the flow on this one). Just like you don’t have to use the swear either.

Materials needed:

— 14-count Aida Cloth (recommend 9 inches square for good margins)
— Embroidery hoop/square/frame thing
— Thread!
— Needle!
— Time!

Have fun, y’all.

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